December 2010
I'm not the only one, right?
There’s something about nail polish, bras and underwear that I can’t get enough of.
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There is a distinct line between being friendly and just being an ass kisser. Never in my almost-seventeen-years of life have I seen such an epidemic of ass kissing, sucking up or just having heads wedged up ass’.
It makes me laugh.
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Cos you're the apple to my pie :)
I had the best day yesterday and the universe was kind to us - it gave us mad-ass weather! THANKS A BUNCH! Gave me a chance to wear a skirt and look all pretty for the boyfriend :$ :$ :$
I public transported it to S’ office. It’s actually easier to get there than I thought! It was just the busing part that I was freaked out about cos buses in the city? They’re empty :| and I...
"I am -the- Situation"
Every time I hear the word ‘situation’ I immediately associat it with Mike from Jersey Shore.
Omg. It’s doing my head in.
I’m so freaking sick of everything my mum is doing. Looking through my trash Looking through my phone Redialking numbers on the homephone
Taking the homephone at night?
Like what the fuck? I’m still sleeping at 6, 7 in the morning regardless and I have a fucking mobile. Do you think I have no other alternative to talk to my boyfriend? Oh yeah. and there are other homephones in the...
I’m really fed up with everything.
What the FUCK?
Looking through my rubbish bin?
Seriously?
"Mary, Mary, Mary give birth and a happy new year"
Those are the lyrics of the song which followed a Vietnamese cover of ‘Santa Clause is Coming to Town’ on SBS Radio.
Omg my ears have never felt so violated. There was rapping and really fob strong accented singing. I would have recorded it and uploaded it onto this post but I was too busy choking on my own vomit dinner due to laughter.
“There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you...”
– Lily (HIMYM)
Friends vs. How I Met Your Mother
I’ve noticed a general pattern and resemblance between the characters of Friends and HIMYM:
Chandler and Marshall are both ‘commitment’ type guys with long-term relationships, hence the resemblance between their partners Monica and Lily
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Ross and Ted are both alike because they have trouble finding partners and have both been left at the alter
Rachel and...
Wow.
You really know your stuff, don’t you?
I wonder what gave you that idea. Do I ever tell you anything?
No.
Do I ever introduce you to my friends?
No.
Do we ever talk?
No.
Do we ever have a heart-to-heart conversation?
No siree.
So why do you think you know everything about me and what’s going on in my life if you don’t have the first clue about what’s going...
Awwww
Little attention seeking brat, you.
Awwww
Little attention seeking brat, you.
Train of thought.
I need to buy credit
I need to return Jenny’s top
I can’t be bothered walking in this Antarctica-weather
I don’t wanna ask mumzy for a lifty because…she’s angry ehehe
I don’t wanna ask dadzy for a lifty because he wouldn’t give me one
I … don’t have money for credit, fuck.
I’m beginning to develop an addiction for twitter.
NOW...
Hated by many, confronted by none.
THIS
I didn’t even know that I was hated by people because of how two-faced they were LOL. To be honest, I thought I was quite liked - I’m nice :( and plus I actually strive to be under the radar just to avoid conflict and whatnot; if you’re not in the spotlight - you won’t be noticed - and if you’re not noticed, it doesn’t matter what you do cos no body will...
It’d be pretty cool looking back to your Tumblr in a decade and see how much you’ve gotten through, how much you’ve changed, how much you’ve grown up…All those times you felt like there was no hope for you, no way of you continuing on with life; when you thought the world was against you and life couldn’t get any worse.
In 10 years time you’ll look back...
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DUDE. YOUR EYES ARE GOING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
I could be in love but I just don’t know it. Baby one thing is for certain - whatever you’re doing it’s working.
Ahuh.
:)
redbirdie asked: i see you drivin' round town with the guy i love and i'm like fuck you, and uh, fuck him too.
redbirdie asked: i see you drivin' round town with the guy i love and i'm like fuck you, and uh, fuck him too.
It actually doesn't look as bad as I thought it...
Just pullin’ the good ol’ constipation face.
Woah wtf?
You lead him on and then just leave him stranded, abandoned and alone?
You’re…such a bitch.
Twitter..?
Tweet tweet tweet. I’m a twitter-noob.
Leave me your url and expect a new follower :)
I aspire to inspire before I expire.: Marriage. →
minuscule:
With my future husband, I aspire to have one of those strong and healthy marriages.
I look at my parents and it’s evident that they don’t love each other, I’m pretty sure they resent each other in numerous ways. They don’t even communicate unless it’s about the bills, about one of us,…
Dear Melbournians,
Remember back in the day when we could plan summer beach outings a week in advance? Now we can’t even plan it 1 hour in advance without the weather fucking up on us.
I can't do pedosmiles for shit.
Oh shieet shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy....
Hi. Want a follower?
I made my twitter almost half a year ago but never used it. I revived it 2 days ago to stalk JRA, Kevjuma, Lil Crazed, etc but don’t really follow anybody else. I’m in need of people to follow so…
Some people on facebook need to make a twitter. There are so many status updates on my news feed that tell me shit I don’t need or want to know. I don’t want to know what you’re specifically doing at this very moment, or in an hours time, or in two hours time - or if you need to pee or are hungry. Save twitter-formatted status updates for twitter.
Wow. Girls can be such bitches.
On a totally irrelevant note to the above title ^, I WENT TO BOOMBOX TODAY :)
LIL CRAZED? CAN I HAVE YOUR NEXT CHILD?
JRA? OHHHH JRA YOU SEXY, SEXY MAN! EAT CUCUMBERS WITH ME AND THEN MARRY ME!
